Southpaw Segregation

How much longer must the left-handed minority bear the pain of writing their exams in an excrutiatingly unnatural position?

There are a few left-handed desks in the University. True, there are a few old wooden models moldering in the smaller classrooms, but these are hardly sufficient and only add one more arbitrary factor by which to choose one's courses.

All modern lecture halls at the University of Michigan have a row of left-handed desks; can we afford to be outdoner