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Elsie's Back

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It's been three weeks now that the Bratwurst's tasted funny; that the Roast Beef Special's been maybe a little heavy on the Russian. That compulsion to stuff our faces has been on the wane with Elsie's heart. She's back behind the counter now. We think we'll order a nice fat Fresser's Dream.

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