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Confident U-Mass Plans Technicolor Film of 'Victory'

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The University of Massachusetts plans to take color movies of tomorrow's game at the Stadium. This piece of information may not sound earthshaking in importance. But, then, it's not.

It does, however, indicate a certain unseemly confidence on the part of U-Mass, for few teams take color movies of contests they plan to lose: it just doesn't make good viewing for alumni, even in color. Rumors seeping into Cambridge from the west indicate that U-Mass hopes to use the technicolor record of their victory as the basis of a new documentary about their illustrious institution.

Harvard stars are reported unsatisfied with the script, however, and may attempt a few unauthorized alterations, according to some sources. At present, the Crimson does not plan to deviate from its usual practice of black-and-white artistry.

Undergraduates will be admitted to the screen test of the two teams upon presentation of their ticket book coupon and bursar's cards.

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