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A Valentine

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Until this morning, we were proud that you started Radcliffe's judo program. We were flattered that you wanted to protect us--even from yourselves. And we were delighted that you cared about our gym department. In fact, Harvard, your help would have entitled you to about three Eagle Scout badges (had Tocsin not destroyed the scouting movement because it was awarding riflery badges).

We were proud--but as we were mending our black tights this morning, something dawned on us.

You haven't started a judo class at Wellesley.

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