News

In Fight Against Trump, Harvard Goes From Media Lockdown to the Limelight

News

The Changing Meaning and Lasting Power of the Harvard Name

News

Can Harvard Bring Students’ Focus Back to the Classroom?

News

Harvard Activists Have a New Reason To Protest. Does Palestine Fit In?

News

Strings Attached: How Harvard’s Wealthiest Alumni Are Reshaping University Giving

A PRIORI'S WHEEZE

The Mail

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

I am sending a small poem which attempts to bring Mr. Emerson up to date.

THE MINUTEMEN

By the rude Welch that Birched the flood,

Their fasces to a priori's wheeze recurled,

Here the bamboozled fearers stood,

Inspired to plot a righteous world. Charles Hosmer '59, 3L.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.