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A PRIORI'S WHEEZE
The Mail
To the Editors of the CRIMSON:
I am sending a small poem which attempts to bring Mr. Emerson up to date.
THE MINUTEMEN
By the rude Welch that Birched the flood,
Their fasces to a priori's wheeze recurled,
Here the bamboozled fearers stood,
Inspired to plot a righteous world. Charles Hosmer '59, 3L.
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