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In some naive quarters, the mistaken belief is held that spring is here. This is a misleading doctrine and the adherents of it are guilty of perhaps-handedness, albeit a weak and deviationist variant. Since objective meterological evidence clearly proves that spring is not here and cannot ever be here, the belief that it is spring constitutes a victims and criminal act whose divisive influence all students are urged to combat.
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