Buttons Irk Proctor

The "Mad Buttoner" has apparently escaped into the unknown unapprehended.

Directing his fury against a proctor in Pennypacker who desires to remain nameless, the freshman flend adroitly slipped into the proctor's room and did up every button on every article of clothing the unfortunate victim possessed.

Escaping detection on each occasion, the "Mad Buttoner" left further traces of mania in the form of notes in the proctor's room and on the office desk in the Freshman Union. The exam period frustration of the unknown malefactor apparently took the form of cryptic missives and verses on a theme of buttons. "Button, button, who's got the button" was a favorite.