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Are you a 92.005 Ib. weakling? When ROBERT E. FULTON III '62 first wanted to come out for the CRIMSON, he was. His biggest problem was lifting his 3 lb. camera to eye level for 1/30 of a second, the minimum exposure in his dimly-lit room, in order to take his roommate pictures (which he had to shoot of himself since he lived in a single).

In desperation, Fulton took to photographing his shadow, which he worked on strenuously for three years, thus easily completing his assignments for the second through eighth weeks of the competition. Having acquired the necessary "expertise," Fulton finished his first assignment at the beginning of this year, and was forthwith elected.

Come down to the CRIMSON with your Bursar's Card stamped C and pick up your pencil sharpener for news, toothbrush for ed (to get the very poor taste out of editorial mouths), barbells for photo, and book on hypnosis for advertising, at 7:30 p.m. tonight or tomorrow night.

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