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Yale coach Jordan Olivar was in good form at the coaches' press conference following the game Saturday. The following exchanges took place:
Reporter (to Yovicsin): "What about next year?"
Yovicsin: "Well, we have some good material returning, but we're losing 17 seniors."
Olivar: "But, John, you still have 49 sophomores and juniors."
Yovicsin: "You have about 30 sophomores and juniors returning, don't you, Jordan?"
Olivar: "After today, we may not invite them back."
* * *
Yovicsin: We'll have some good backs next yoar, but we'll be looking for some ends, and tackles, and guards, and centers."
Olivar: "Don't come to New Haven looking for them."
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Olivar: "The so-called 'experts' picked us to repeat in the Ivy League this season. Heh."
Reporter (disturbed): "Well, the coaching 'experts' picked Cornell."
Olivar (after a pause): "Yes, we did. But I picked Columbia also."
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Olivar (commenting on a missed kick-off by a Yale man): "I told them about the wind. That flag was straight out, as if in salute to the President who never came."
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