NO CRIME

Tomorrow is Veteran's Day and the CRIMSON will not publish. In lieu of Cambridge's only breakfast daily we recommend Roots of Heaven to the early riser. This novel by Romain Gary is an allegorical tale of the massacre of elephants. It chronicles the end of an era, the end of a once-proud species.

Edifying material regarding donkeys can be found in Aesop's Fables and in the more recent publications of various members of the Faculty.