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During the time before the time, complaints contract and become more intense:
The hot and cold showers in Moors are too hot.
Elsie's is too crowded.
The Sound of Music made it big.
Traffic is awful.
There are too many distractions in the Radcliffe Library.
Too many courses give exams.
It happens at Yale, but not at Harvard.
Lamont's too hot, too cold, and too necessary.
It's the twentieth of January, and we're still waiting.
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