'Cliffies Go Hungry As Kitchen Closes

'Cliffies from Greycroft House spent the better part of yesterday looking for a place to eat after Miss Uta Merzbach, the Head Resident, closed the dormitory's kitchen as a disciplinary measure.

Explaining that she had taken the action because some dishes were left in the sink unwashed Tuesday evening, Miss Merzbach said that no violation of sanitary regulations was involved. In fact, she added, Greycroft's snack bar has attracted many students to the house because it has the largest kitchen among the off-campus dorms.

Upon hearing the edict against using Greycroft's dining quarters, one 'Cliffe-dweller exclaimed, "This is terrible. Now I'll have to go to the Harvard Cafeteria for breakfast." Her worries will be shortlived, however, since the kitchen reopens at 7 a.m. this morning.