Reduction in CRIME

Five small Freshmen were unofficially reported last night to have attempted to finish the job the workmen started in July of 1956, but ten section men, garbed in black, sent them reeling back to Thayer and Weld, much to the delight of the Hymarx people.

And so, trudging up to the oaken doors and painted windows through which no light will enter for the next two weeks, the men of 14 Plympton Street this morning agreed to diminish light all over the University, and thus will not appear in public until Friday, will hide beneath bushels next week except for Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday.