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No Crime Saturday
In happy coincidence with George Washington's birthday, Crimeds will be feasting tomorrow with the Amorazons, a cult of aboriginal women located in Southern Haiti.
At the time they would normally be readying tomorrow's CRIME, the Crimeds will be climaxing a rite of meditation based on the philosophy of Pierre Louys.
The rite, which has never before been exposed to eyes cushioned by the inhibitions of Western society, has been known to devastate the mentalities of fully mature men; thus, just in case, there will be no CRIME tomorrow.
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