News
When Professors Speak Out, Some Students Stay Quiet. Can Harvard Keep Everyone Talking?
News
Allston Residents, Elected Officials Ask for More Benefits from Harvard’s 10-Year Plan
News
Nobel Laureate Claudia Goldin Warns of Federal Data Misuse at IOP Forum
News
Woman Rescued from Freezing Charles River, Transported to Hospital with Serious Injuries
News
Harvard Researchers Develop New Technology to Map Neural Connections
Several youths, believed to be College students, last night deposited a large moose-head before the statue of the Virgin Mary situated beside Father Feeney's headquarters on Bow St.
Immediately, Feeney's black-garbed followers appeared on the scene, but the culprits had vanished. The police were summoned, and upon their arrival were addressed by Feeney: "They are haters of the blessed Virgin, desecrators of the Mother of God. Over there in Adams House we hear all sorts of foul language and we never do anything. But this is too much. If there isn't fast action on this, it will be the end."
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.