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DISCONTENT

The Mail

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

I wish that you would think twice before printing an editorial which advocates a third term for "furthering more concentrated study." That I have enough troubles without the CRIMSON'S bright ideas is evident in my

LAMENT FOR A HARVARD MAN I HAVE LOVED

My rival isn't round and bouncy,

Soft and sexy, fast and flouncy;

She's rather on the flat and square side,

Hard and cold side, dull and slow side:

In short, she is his books.

I'd rather fight another dame,

Bat my lashes and play her game;

But how d'you fight a stack of pages

Writ by stodgy, sexless sages

Who catch his loving looks?

Study is good to a certain extent but--in the future I wish you would burn all ideas for "more concentrated study." A Radcliffe GIRL

P.S. If you should print this, please withhold my name. I don't want to give the other boys I date any ideas.

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