News

Garber Privately Tells Faculty That Harvard Must Rethink Messaging After GOP Victory

News

Cambridge Assistant City Manager to Lead Harvard’s Campus Planning

News

Despite Defunding Threats, Harvard President Praises Former Student Tapped by Trump to Lead NIH

News

Person Found Dead in Allston Apartment After Hours-Long Barricade

News

‘I Am Really Sorry’: Khurana Apologizes for International Student Winter Housing Denials

Whoops...

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

It is with some difficulty that we hold back the tears when we realize the tragic bravery of Josephine. Her cause is no doubt a lost one, but her efforts are truly heroic, for good old Josephine (our favorite whooping crane) has tried to make another go of it.

With the warmth and companionship of her husband, Crip, she is guarding two shine white eggs--the embodied hopes of the world's remaining 28 whooping cranes. But Josephine, oh Josephine, beware the avaricious owl and the rapacious rats who murdered your babe last year. Let your keepers continue their 24 hour guard, let them burn the floodlights brightly, and let them keep the ditch around your cage filled with rat poison.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.

Tags