Green

After considerable searching, it has come to our attention that Spring is nearly upon us. A conclusion justified by the presence of mud in the Yard. Not just isolated patches, but long rolling, reeking swathes of rich, brown mud. Now there is nothing innately evil about mud, save for the sake of the few dogs and freshmen who disappear with a slow, sinking motion. But after a while the mud dries and green grass begins to grow. Now grass isn't innately evil either, except for its color. The green of the grass in the Yard clashes with the green cement in front of Sever Hall. Green cement is far more goodthan green grass as it lasts all year round and starves ugly worms. So it is to be hoped than the Administration will act now, before this warmish weather goes too far and that despicable green grass begins to grow. It should cart away the mud, pave the Yard, and then paint the cement pavement green like that charming patch of man's answer to nature in front of Sever.