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I am a man of many loves,
They all are pleasing quite;
I'll sing to you of some of them,
Or, rather, I will write.
I love to bet at Beacon Park,
And likewise at the Clyde.
I love to wear a beaver bell,
Pearl pins, expensive fobs,
Coats a la cover, collars high,
And canes with silver knobs.
I love to hurl the dollar chip.
I love what's on that shelf.
'Tis Absinthe (yum); but most of all
I love my mighty self.
From the Daily Crimson of Feb. 17, 1883
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