Live Modern

One may view with regret the statement by some gentlemen from our neighbor school to the south who say that perhaps the Game today is not all that it is reputed to be. The prefer, they say, the cleaner, more temperate quality of the Princeton game to the duller more liquid bouquet of the Contest with the Crimson.

On our part, we have always looked forward to the Yale game. It is refreshing to meet our clean-living Rivals Through The Centuries, and see how wonderfully they have progressed since we founded their alma matter a few centuries ago. They dress so nicely, and are so delightfully clean-shaven, and one always knows that they will be such wonderful financial successes in life. We like Yale--it's much milder.