News

Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties

News

Harvard College Students Report Favoring Divestment from Israel in HUA Survey

News

‘He Should Resign’: Harvard Undergrads Take Hard Line Against Summers Over Epstein Scandal

News

Harvard To Launch New Investigation Into Epstein’s Ties to Summers, Other University Affiliates

News

Harvard Students To Vote on Divestment From Israel in Inaugural HUA Election Survey

Hallowe'en Body Swings Atop Radcliffe Dormitory's Tower

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

A six-foot dummy nicknamed Agatha swung from atop the tower of Moors Hall last night. The effigy was a combination of wire, newspaper, and tennis balls all compiled in a neat, morbid package.

Dressed in blue jeans, an old shirt, and red loafers, Agatha looked quite real and quite dead. Passers-by took the corpse as a Halloween prank. The Moors girls merely smiled, muttered strange incantations, and sped off on their broomsticks.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.

Tags