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Hallowe'en Body Swings Atop Radcliffe Dormitory's Tower

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A six-foot dummy nicknamed Agatha swung from atop the tower of Moors Hall last night. The effigy was a combination of wire, newspaper, and tennis balls all compiled in a neat, morbid package.

Dressed in blue jeans, an old shirt, and red loafers, Agatha looked quite real and quite dead. Passers-by took the corpse as a Halloween prank. The Moors girls merely smiled, muttered strange incantations, and sped off on their broomsticks.

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