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Thresky Thirsty

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Thresky, former lightning rod of the Harvard Lampoon, was asked for proof of age at Cronin's last night by the Alcoholic Beverages Commission, the CRIMSON learned.

"Go fly a kite," remarked the sacred Ibis. "I am ageless."

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