'Poon Cites Year's Best Movie Worsts

Kirk Douglas and Debbie Reynolds have received the Lampoon's annual awards for the Worst Actor and Worst Actress of the year.

Sheree North received a "Roscoe" for such remarks as "My hobbies are Yale men; I play with them;" and "I feel very much at home with Harvard men because they wear those three-button charcoal suits, button down shirts, and cardovan shoes--just like all the Hollywood agents."

A new award called a "Bosco" was given to June Allyson, "who, with eternally girlish homeiness, an aura of fresh-baked, deep-dish apple pie like Mother used to make, and an endless supply of tears, bravely but vainly attempts to resist the onslaught of the advancing years."