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BULU ZUBU, the Goddess of Fertility (on left) stands expectantly in the hand of her propagator, LOUES KANE (on right), owner of the College Shop, where Bulu is the hottest thing on the market.
This particular Zubu is the last of her kind in existence in Cambridge as all those before her will be found under trees on Dec. 25. Mr. Kane himself has no explanation for Bulu's apparent Freudian attraction to University students, but at the moment he is scouring the Congo for new candidates. Zubu will have her bulus.
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