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A spontaneous, secret, planned mass meeting of the newly-formed Harvard Poujadists will occur in Harvard Yard a few minutes after noon next Tuesday to protest the recently announced rise in College tuition, Charles Thomas '56, Poujadist spokesman, announced late last night.
"We will burn the corporate body of the University in effigy until there is nothing left but the pussy's smile," Thomas declared. "Though we don't have access to the University's books, anyone can see that a $1000 annual tuition to a $400,000,000 University is too much."
The Poujadists hope to enlist the support of the student League for Reaction, and the student Monarchists, and the student Apathy League to their cause, under the leadership of James Cronin, local merchant, and to move into the national political arena behind Governor J. Bracken Lee of Utah when their mission here is accomplished.
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