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Bombs Will Fall On All But Class of '30

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Bombs will "fall" on Cambridge this Wednesday and Thursday according to the Civil Defense experts operating out of Natick Headquarters. But "Operation Alert 1955" will not disturb Reunion and Commencement festivities, the authorities have decided, "because Harvard activities are not necessarily normal."

Nearly 2,000 trained defenders will repulse the hypothetical attack in Massachusetts. Anyone wishing to participate may contact the Agency at 143 Speen Street, Natick.

The two day test will begin at noon Wednesday and terminate at 2 p.m. the following day.

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