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SWAMLING IN THE SEA

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

I feel that you may be interested in my own experience off the Florida Keys, although Edmund H. Harvey's, who writes for the CRIMSON, is, perhaps, the more interesting of the two (mine and his).

One day, while swimming off Marathon Key for the purposes of relaxation and decrease of bodily temperature, I stepped on a Sea Horse, which is not actually a horse, but a protoplasmic thing with no vertebrae. I crushed the life out of it, and it died without a whimper or a gurgle. Robert W.Hill.

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