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Seen a Tiger?

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One Pinkerton detective and two Princeton proctors searched through the headquarters of College organizations last night for a Tiger suit, missing from the props of Nassau's cheerleading squad. The fur suit, famed for its expert Charlestoning, disappeared from a student's room, where its three guardians had left it while eating dinner. Appealing for aid from anyone who knows its whereabouts, they said that though the suit looked and felt like a tiger, its bite was harmless.

Also reported missing were six carloads of editors of the Daily Princetonian, feared washed away on the Merrit Parkway north of New Haven. They were headed for Cambridge with newspapers which, from their quality and content, it was learned that it was learned that it was a parody of the CRIMSON about an eighth House.

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