Columbus' Discovery Lowers CRIME Rate

Tomorrow, Americans will observe one of their more than 5000 special weeks and holidays, commemorating the accidental discovery of the New World by a Columbus who was aiming at the Indies.

Respecting the solemnity of the occasion and appreciating the fact that most students will be eagerly rushing for the beach, the tennis court, or Wellesley, the editors have decided not to publish their distracting CRIMSON until Thursday. In Cambridge, tomorrow, nearly everyone will have to read the Bulletin.