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CRIME to Come Out Three Times Weekly During Exams

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In a full board meeting in the third level of Lamont Library, the editors of the CRIMSON yesterday decided to rally to the aid of Cambridge Police Chief Patrick F. Ready in his struggle against petty larceny in the Square.

"There will be no crime tomorrow," Arthur J. Langguth '55, CRIMSON president, stated as he jogged back to his room to study.

Another CRIMSON executive went even further to say that the paper would only appear on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, according to its examination period publication schedule.

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