No Crime

Today starts a mass exodus of CRIMSON editors to the tiny village of Lobenguiatown. Mashonaland, somewhat north of the Upper Limpopo. The Crimeds' caravan of insoluble Copra rafts departs from Gloucester at 1635. They will be guided across the ocean by Edward J. Coughlin '52, noted international spy. Those unable to meet Coughlin's rigid security regulations will stay behind to put out the Commencement issues. No other Crime until September.