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CRIME to Celebrate Feb 22, No Paper Published Monday

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Something had been bothering Vag all day. What with the steady diet of fish in the dining hall, there was something on his mind, and little on his stomach.

Then, suddenly, Vag remembered. Groping for his old History 61 notes, he flipped the pages excitedly in search of the answer.

A smile came over Vag's face; he rushed into the bedroom and started packing his bag. "No Crime Monday, Washington's birthday," he shouted to his roommate as he closed the door and headed West.

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