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Leaders Seek New York As Social Outlet

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Campus leaders that could be reached at noon today strongly protested the arbitrariness of the President and Deans in imposing a 7 p. m. curfew on post game Club life.

Ace tailback Royce Flippin was fighting mad. He beat his cast against the wall as he spoke. "I'm sitting right down in Cap and Gown now with a good scotch and soda, and I want to see any cop move me or anyone else out of here at seven o'clock."

Fiery cheerleader, Peter T. Lurch immediately suggested a male and female protest meeting at President's Dodd's House, but most students contacted thought the best thing to do would be to head for New York.

Triangle chorus line favorite, David B. Jones offered the services of his Black Notes quartet during a bus cavalcade into the Empire City. He praised Crimson coach Fox Jordan for donating the Cantab team buses.

Other campus leaders offered their automobiles to help carry Tigers toward the city.

"The hangover has become a part of the day as well-allowed for as the Spanish siesta," he philosophized.

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