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Radcliffe to Organize 3-Platoon Yule Dance

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The multiple choice system has been extended to the Radcliffe Christmas formal.

This year, each Cliffedweller may send out an invitation to three different boys. One of the three will be considered the "legitimate" date, while the other two will be invited along as alternates in case the lovely tires of her original partner.

The "legitimate" will be treated to his $2.50 ticket, but an entertainment charge of 50 cents will be charged each of the "illegitimate." The idea is that the extras will not only relieve general monotony but will also help pay for the band.

Annex social planners have taken one further step to insure their freedom from boredom. They plan to centralize the dance so that less "illegitimates" can escape.

But what happens if none of the "illegitimate" come?

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