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Twas the day before Xmas
And all through the Campus.
But one student was stirring
(He came from the Pampas.)
When of a sudden there came With clash and with clatter, A reindeer and sleigh (But no second class matter.
Forsooth, said the student.
"My breakfast publication?"
"It's stuck up the chimney," said the Reindeer.
"And by Jiminy.
It'll stay there 'til after vacation."
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