Weatherman Ponders Snowfall, Considers It 'Not Anomalous'

"It's not anomalous at all," the weatherman declared. "The average snowfall for April is 1.8 inches. In 1917, you know, there was 9.1 inches in one 24 hour period. Why, it's even snowed as late as the 25th of April.

"On the other hand, it does seem sort of strange," he mused. "After all, precipitation since January is already 13 inches above normal, and snow this late in April is unseasonal." Then he muttered something about stratopheric winds and the Gulf Stream, peeked into the Old Farmer's Almanac, and announced: "It will all be over by noon."