Three Heads Are Better Than Two

Meet Tridome--President Tridome, in fact. Chester Gould, originator of Dick Tracy, reported yesterday that the Corporation had selected Harvard University's new head, or rather, heads.

From the Corporation's head-picked choice, the student body no longer can expect the customary lecture-platform "dichotomies." "On the one head . . . and on the other head . . ." will not suffice; in keeping with the spirit of progressive education, the Harvard community will now have to move on to a higher level of interpretation and deal with the concept of President Tridome's "tritomies."

When informed of the Cerberean custodian of Harvard's ivory tower, renowned philosopher A. South Egghead exclaimed, "Capita inter nubila!"