Comp O'Tition O'Pens

"When Irish Eyes Are Smiling," ... and they will be this fine St. Patrick's night, for the CRIME welcomes all green-blooded Irishmen to its news and ed board competition.

The shenanigans will start at 7:30 tonight when free beer begins to flow.

The competition is expected to last for seven weeks, ending early in May. Candidates will work three nights a week for the first few weeks, but will then be expected to work full time.