News
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties
News
Harvard College Students Report Favoring Divestment from Israel in HUA Survey
News
‘He Should Resign’: Harvard Undergrads Take Hard Line Against Summers Over Epstein Scandal
News
Harvard To Launch New Investigation Into Epstein’s Ties to Summers, Other University Affiliates
News
Harvard Students To Vote on Divestment From Israel in Inaugural HUA Election Survey
Mentor Mockmouse Mangles Elis as Crimeds Romp. 23-2
Lloyd P. "Mickey" Mockmouse's Plympton St. Pigskinners, winless until Saturday, completed a sweep of New Haven as they smashed a totally inept Yale Daily News team, 23 to 2.
The Crimeds, behind the power smashes of Johnny lee, and the humpbacked thrusts of Betty "Pi" Kappa, scored three touchdowns, and then had Mockmouse, until then a quiet little manager, come off the bench to kick a field goal.
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.