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Mentor Mockmouse Mangles Elis as Crimeds Romp. 23-2
Lloyd P. "Mickey" Mockmouse's Plympton St. Pigskinners, winless until Saturday, completed a sweep of New Haven as they smashed a totally inept Yale Daily News team, 23 to 2.
The Crimeds, behind the power smashes of Johnny lee, and the humpbacked thrusts of Betty "Pi" Kappa, scored three touchdowns, and then had Mockmouse, until then a quiet little manager, come off the bench to kick a field goal.
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