Coach Mockmouse Sees Crime Rampant; FMVW Cahonct OK

For the football team of the Harvard CRIMSON, the 1953 season begins and ends today in New Haven.

Pitted against a ragged, experienced team from the Yale Daily News at 10:30 a.m., the Crimeds, game to their own rotten core, must win to salvage a season.

Foxy coach Lloyd P. Mockmouse last night announced his starting lineup, and hinted at several startling razzle dazzle plays. Slated to open for the Crimeds are Digger Abrams, Tough Griss, Kapper Gwirtzy, Plerre Basso, Cholly Goodfellow, and Francis Matthew Vondel William Cahouet '54.