Readers Suggest Presidents

To the Editor of the CRIMSON:

Rumor has it that Harvard's looking for a new president. May a one-time short-time student propose Ralph Bunche. I know it's a forlorn hope. He is the most qualified by far of all the rumored appointees, but he'd hardly do for dinner at the Union League Club or the Harvard Club, and some alumni in Skunk Hollow. Mississippi might not like him. And, after all, that's what counts.

Which only proves there's only one thing wrong with Harvard--its alumni. (Name withheld by request)