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On page three is a feature with the title: "Green Visitors Annually Paint Cambridge Red." In it is a cut of the CRIMSON'S 1946 parody of the Daily Dartmouth.
After fuming for six years in its Hanover tepee, the Daily Dartmouth has decided to even the score. With the famed ingenuity of the Dartmouth's editors, the CRIMSON parody ought to be an amusing issue.
The CRIMSON'S parody informed the Dartmouth student body that seven members of the varsity had been stricken with food poisoning, Shaken by this fake news, the Green lost, and the Dartmouth has been at a loss ever since.
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