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Bamboozled Oriental Sage Leers, Seers, Fears, Beers

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"SEYDA," quoth the once JOLIE disciple, t-RYAN to force BIOCCA sob, "LEMIRE I ZINKIEWICZ tea-McCANN win today..."

"McGAULEY, VOGT the HALEY-a want?" snapped the Sage SHAPLEY. "You are FOLEY GALLO-NEY."

"Please don't sk-RIMKUS I'm s-O'BRIEN up, begged the other, visibly shaken. "You must admit that a victory would a-PARISI-er said then DUNAY?"

"If you will FELTCH me some BRENNAN water," began the eminent Oriental in a gentler tone, "we will try to MIKUTOWICZ side will be blessed with success. I think what you'll be SHEEHAN will make you CARROLL with GLEASON."

"Now wait a MILLET," interposed the younger. "They could win in a WALSH!"

"If you want MURPHY-our money, however," replied the Seer, "you'll bet on.

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