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Dartmouth Hikes Sex Fine From $5 to $10

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The high cost of living has caught up with sex up in Hanover, New Hampshire. Dartmouths who entertain women in their rooms after hours will now have to undergo a stiff $10 fine compared to the previous tariff of half that amount.

The reason for the increase, which puts sex in the same price range as possessing prohibited electrical appliances, is that wearers of the Big Green thought added time with a woman was worth a $5 fine. As Theodore W. Frankendback '52, chairman of the Dartmouth Judiciary Committee, explained, "A cauculated risk philosophy has become prevalent in regard to these offenses.

The committee believes that Dartmouth men will give up for $10 what they gloried in for $5.

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