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Double-Ton Tessie Arrives To Cheer Cambridge Cree

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Two-Ton Tessie, claiming to be mascot of the Cambridge crew, alighted from her plane yesterday wearing full battle regalia: Cambridge blue blazer, coxswain hat, and the special Cambridge scarf.

Despite her almost two ton weight the English vaudeville star arrived on the flight that broke the trans Atlantic record.

Sporting a few pieces of crimson tinted clothes, the gala girl of Piccadilly said that she shan't be caught unprepared should the Harvard crew win.

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