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Union Thief Gives Back Decorations

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The Jubilee thief returned to the Union last night, but this time he was bringing things instead of taking them.

A typewritten letter, found a little after 8 p.m., disclosed that the most valuable of last March's campaign decorations could be found in a third floor desk. The thief also threatened to return in the event that similar bally-hoo elections are held in the future.

Meanwhile, freshmen last night wielded their cutlery in tune to supper music as part of a Union Committee experiment. At the end of the week, a poll will be taken to see if the freshmen wish the system to be continued. This year, the music will be heard only in the main dining hall. The two outside halls will allow those who so desire to eat in peace. Previously, all Union dining halls were flooded with melody.

Several Yardlings last night expressed pleasure at the new atmosphere.

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