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Wellesley Junior Asks for Fower Bottles on Weekends

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A verbal blast at "the Sunday morning whiskey bottle" was fired by an irate Wellesley junior last week. In a letter to the editors of the college paper, she exhorted students to persuade their "talented young men" not to leave "remembrances" on the campus.

Author of the letter was Genevieve Geller, newly-elected editor of the "Wellesley College News," who hopes students will do the proper thing with the innocuous eyesore." Miss Geller, referred to in the latest issue of the "News" as "that luscious and charming grass cop," is also "singles and doubles outdoor and indoor Russian Roulette Champion" and Head of Grounds Committee.

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