Crime's Barker Calls All for Second Chance

Yuh say yuh missed the Grand Opening Night?

Yuh say yuh want to work fer the CRIMSON?

Well, sir, I'll tell yuh what I'm gonna do. If you'll come over to the Big Top at 14 Plympton Street tuhnight at 7:30 p.m., you'll get a second, and final chance.

This is positively your last oppuhtoonity; step right up.

We've got a four ring show here; Business Board, News Board, Photo Board, or even Editorial Board; plenty of room for everybody.

Come one.

Step right up.