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New cheap thermometers were discovered on the Harvard scene yesterday. Avid readers of the 160th annual "Old Farmer's Almanac" found that a University research fellow claimed that "your feet may be your best thermometer." The edition was just published.
In among the planting tables, gestation cycles, and philosophy. Dr. Rudolph Geiger added a 1951 touch with his treatise on "ground climate."
Student hopes for the Yale weekend should rise, for, according to the Almanac's perennial favorite "Abe Weather-wise," fair weather is on the way. Only one week of this month will be clear and the vacation portends to be equally dismal, with rain predicted for Christmas.
Ever since the first edition in 1792, these weather predictions have been the Almanac's prime attraction. But this year saw an innovation--the signs of the zodiac and the "Man of the Signs" were introduced. The Almanac thoughtfully added, however, that the "Man" is highly regarded "only by astrologers and the foolish."
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