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"Otis plain to see this game Pitts two teams, even-Stevens in Emery way," the almond-eyed Seer remarked.

"What Mathis above all Ellis," his disciple countered, "is that the Tigers have a Powell-full team. They're no Glass menagerie; worse than a Bihl of Lyons. Kazmaier observations is that they have a Newell-even this year, Owen to graduation.

"Wilson," the Sage answered, "we'll tie a knot in their Taylor die Tryon. Don't dis-Smith our vic-Torrey chances. Who are you gonna Yaffa, anyhow?"

"Jannotta hear McClain that the Nassaus Hickok you in danger?"

"Where there's a Willis a way," replied the Shanghai Sage, "so if it's Caldwell, we might win: Harvard 38  Princeton 37

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